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Awkward Mouth Things (Demos)

by Shotgun Healer

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There was a man named Roadkill His name was an anagram Made a mountain out of a molehill And gave a prayer for Uncle Sam Got run down one night In the dark of the eve in Albuquerque Trucker shone his big floodlights Fella by the name of Dire Murphy Yeah, he rolled up In his brand new truck Bumper came down Tore him from leg to crown Man there was so much blood Said he thought he was an armadillo Same as the one he saw in Amarillo Dragged his body off two hundred yards Snackin' down on a sandwich made of lard Call him Roadkill Armadillo Roadkill Curled up in a ball As his body made to fall Strained like fresh cut dill Roadkill headed down to Tawna's Best bar in the land Folks were-a screamin' cause the dude was still-a bleedin' HE even scared off the band Tawna looked that boy over Took note his faceless mug Decided it was better and down under she was wetter And took him there up on the bar Just then, did he roll up In his now-used truck The bumper came down Tore em both from groin to crown Man there was so much blood Said he thought they was armadillos Tore through their velvet pillows Drug them both off with a chuckle and a scoff And the sheriff he did flip off Call them Roadkill Armadillo Roadkill Curled up in a ball With Tawna in it all Strained like fresh cut dill [Bridge/solo] Now these days, Tawn and 'kill Well they had three kids, they were a thrill Flew kites from the windowsill On a mesa top, with max security Armadillo joked comfortably How funny it would be if the kids, all three Had faces that matched Tawn and he Just then, did he roll up In his now-used truck The bumper came down Tore em all from toe to crown Man there was so much blood Said he thought they was armadillos Plus some pint-sized minnows Screaming down the canyon with the family companions And drove into the dirt Call them Roadkill Armadillo Roadkill Curled up in a ball With three kids in it all Strained like fresh cut dill
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9/11 was like Alderaan an inside job with lasers Pol Pot was like Darth Vader Killed Kids also with a laser So, Eat your heart out Gimli was right Legolas is a giant faggot Just like Malachites This is our generation it's forgotten metaphor Open a history book You stupid filthy whore Trump isn't Voldemort And Pence isn't the Senate But you're just like JK Rowling You're a lesbian in a hairnet Katrina was just like the Death Star It killed illegals and obese blacks John McCain was a school shooter We just can't relax Hey, do you remember when Dumbledore picked up his broom and crashed into a field in Pennsylvania This is the state of our generation it's forgotten metaphor Open a history book You stupid filthy whore Trump isn't Voldemort Pence isn't the Senate But you're just like JK Rowling A lesbian in a hairnet
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9/11 was like Alderaan an inside job with lasers Pol Pot was like Darth Vader Killed Kids also with a laser So, Eat your heart out Gimli was right Legolas is a giant faggot Just like Malachites This is our generation it's forgotten metaphor Open a history book You stupid filthy whore Trump isn't Voldemort And Pence isn't the Senate But you're just like JK Rowling You're a lesbian in a hairnet Katrina was just like the Death Star It killed illegals and obese blacks John McCain was a school shooter We just can't relax Hey, do you remember when Dumbledore picked up his broom and crashed into a field in Pennsylvania Taking out MLK and Michelle Obama? Hey now, back in school You might have learned the Socratic Method That was kind of cool But calling people Hitler kind of isn't I'll put it in 100 characters Or hell, I'll do it in less Call me queer, but I'm not convinced That Machiavelli died for this This is the state of our generation it's forgotten metaphor Open a history book You stupid filthy whore Trump isn't Voldemort Pence isn't the Senate But you're just like JK Rowling A lesbian in a hairnet
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If only you knew how much I love you I want to rape you and have you bear my bastard child I just want to grab you by your demon horns trying to shock me will only make me hornier you say men are fickle but my dick says otherwise You're the Invader Invader Girl but I'll Invade you I'll invade your fucking cunt (and you're gonna fucking cum) I want to punch you in the gut I want to give you paper cuts they call my a psycopath, but those fags don't get true love I want to throw you right off a cliff and make you eat peanutbutter sandwhiches with no milk You're the Invader Invader Girl but I'll Invade you I'll invade your fucking cunt (and you're gonna fucking cum) My Lum I'm you're Darling the answer is blender it's allright You're the Invader Invader Girl but I'll Invade you I'll invade your fucking cunt (and you're gonna fucking cum)
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Maxi - Vocals Ram - Backup Vocals, Guitar Olhelm - Backup Vocals
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Freddy's Jam 00:24
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All of America. All of it. God Bless America. Eat apple pie and shove a baseball up your Uranus, screw you This is America. I will tactically inject you with George Washington's testicular fluid To make you less of a commie You traitorous swine. Now go grill a burger and dick down an interred Japanese woman and SALUTE THE FLAG. It's your right to get sodomized by Thomas Edison's throbbing patent list. Plug your ears with Big League Chew And turn your literal metaphorical ignorance elsewhere, preferably towards Fidel and Saddam's Filthy Buddhist orgies in Old Georgian lands. Feliz Navidad, Gehrig. It's altercation time. I will turn you into a cornflake bearing the insignia of a thousand bald eagles screaming lasers at Australia. Walrus gumboots in your whisky. Communism on your mind. Hail Odin. Kill Krishna. You have no rights and you must bleed. Crackalackin' Crazy. That's your mind on eggs. Twenty Abe Lincoln's fornicating on your lungs. Breathe coal. Feel the beard. Such is your existence under JP Morgan. God Eat Tanzania. Without you, America is still big. With you, America has more diabetes. Eat your teeth for maximum suffrage, Then vote for dentists. Behold a political mind in a sea of influence and cataclysmic buttery faced jackalopes. Right right up left down down down down down down right. Start the sun, it's Theodore Roosevelt. A trail of two million magnesium tears turned the coast green with firey rage. Truth. Falsity. AIDS. A Trinity of Totality. Swallow it.
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Sandwiches 01:22

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Something of a preview for the upcoming album, Awkward Mouth Things. The album aims to be a tribute/parody/prayer to Pat the Bunny and his various works, as well as folk punk as a whole.

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released January 11, 2019

Olhelm - Vocals
Ram - Guitar, Backup Vocals
Maxi - Vocals

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Shotgun Healer Grand Prairie, Texas

A Texas-based experimental project that abuses filters and effects to make music cry. Something different every album, with occasional instrumentation and actual melody!

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