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B.3.1. (The Rain Song)
00:41
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There was a man named Roadkill
His name was an anagram
Made a mountain out of a molehill
And gave a prayer for Uncle Sam
Got run down one night
In the dark of the eve in Albuquerque
Trucker shone his big floodlights
Fella by the name of Dire Murphy
Yeah, he rolled up
In his brand new truck
Bumper came down
Tore him from leg to crown
Man there was so much blood
Said he thought he was an armadillo
Same as the one he saw in Amarillo
Dragged his body off two hundred yards
Snackin' down on a sandwich made of lard
Call him Roadkill
Armadillo Roadkill
Curled up in a ball
As his body made to fall
Strained like fresh cut dill
Roadkill headed down to Tawna's
Best bar in the land
Folks were-a screamin' cause the dude was still-a bleedin'
HE even scared off the band
Tawna looked that boy over
Took note his faceless mug
Decided it was better and down under she was wetter
And took him there up on the bar
Just then, did he roll up
In his now-used truck
The bumper came down
Tore em both from groin to crown
Man there was so much blood
Said he thought they was armadillos
Tore through their velvet pillows
Drug them both off with a chuckle and a scoff
And the sheriff he did flip off
Call them Roadkill
Armadillo Roadkill
Curled up in a ball
With Tawna in it all
Strained like fresh cut dill
[Bridge/solo]
Now these days, Tawn and 'kill
Well they had three kids, they were a thrill
Flew kites from the windowsill
On a mesa top, with max security
Armadillo joked comfortably
How funny it would be if the kids, all three
Had faces that matched Tawn and he
Just then, did he roll up
In his now-used truck
The bumper came down
Tore em all from toe to crown
Man there was so much blood
Said he thought they was armadillos
Plus some pint-sized minnows
Screaming down the canyon with the family companions
And drove into the dirt
Call them Roadkill
Armadillo Roadkill
Curled up in a ball
With three kids in it all
Strained like fresh cut dill
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Donkey, Donkey (Demo)
01:05
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[Unintelligible]
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9/11 was like Alderaan
an inside job with lasers
Pol Pot was like Darth Vader
Killed Kids also with a laser
So, Eat your heart out
Gimli was right
Legolas is a giant faggot
Just like Malachites
This is our generation
it's forgotten metaphor
Open a history book
You stupid filthy whore
Trump isn't Voldemort
And Pence isn't the Senate
But you're just like JK Rowling
You're a lesbian in a hairnet
Katrina was just like the Death Star
It killed illegals and obese blacks
John McCain was a school shooter
We just can't relax
Hey, do you remember when
Dumbledore picked up his broom
and crashed into a field in Pennsylvania
This is the state
of our generation
it's forgotten metaphor
Open a history book
You stupid filthy whore
Trump isn't Voldemort
Pence isn't the Senate
But you're just like JK Rowling
A lesbian in a hairnet
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9/11 was like Alderaan
an inside job with lasers
Pol Pot was like Darth Vader
Killed Kids also with a laser
So, Eat your heart out
Gimli was right
Legolas is a giant faggot
Just like Malachites
This is our generation
it's forgotten metaphor
Open a history book
You stupid filthy whore
Trump isn't Voldemort
And Pence isn't the Senate
But you're just like JK Rowling
You're a lesbian in a hairnet
Katrina was just like the Death Star
It killed illegals and obese blacks
John McCain was a school shooter
We just can't relax
Hey, do you remember when
Dumbledore picked up his broom
and crashed into a field in Pennsylvania
Taking out MLK and Michelle Obama?
Hey now, back in school
You might have learned the Socratic Method
That was kind of cool
But calling people Hitler kind of isn't
I'll put it in 100 characters
Or hell, I'll do it in less
Call me queer, but I'm not convinced
That Machiavelli died for this
This is the state
of our generation
it's forgotten metaphor
Open a history book
You stupid filthy whore
Trump isn't Voldemort
Pence isn't the Senate
But you're just like JK Rowling
A lesbian in a hairnet
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M.E.R.I.C.A. (Demo 2)
02:44
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If only you knew
how much I love you
I want to rape you
and have you bear my bastard child
I just want to grab you
by your demon horns
trying to shock me
will only make me hornier
you say men are fickle
but my dick says otherwise
You're the Invader
Invader Girl
but I'll Invade you
I'll invade your fucking cunt
(and you're gonna fucking cum)
I want to punch you in the gut
I want to give you paper cuts
they call my a psycopath,
but those fags don't get true love
I want to throw you
right off a cliff
and make you eat
peanutbutter sandwhiches
with no milk
You're the Invader
Invader Girl
but I'll Invade you
I'll invade your fucking cunt
(and you're gonna fucking cum)
My Lum
I'm you're Darling
the answer is blender
it's allright
You're the Invader
Invader Girl
but I'll Invade you
I'll invade your fucking cunt
(and you're gonna fucking cum)
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Barrista (Demo?)
00:42
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Maxi - Vocals
Ram - Backup Vocals, Guitar
Olhelm - Backup Vocals
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Freddy's Jam
00:24
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M.E.R.I.C.A. (Demo)
02:30
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All of America. All of it.
God Bless America.
Eat apple pie and shove a baseball up your Uranus, screw you
This is America.
I will tactically inject you
with George Washington's testicular fluid
To make you less of a commie
You traitorous swine.
Now go grill a burger and dick down an interred Japanese woman and
SALUTE THE FLAG.
It's your right to get sodomized
by Thomas Edison's throbbing patent list.
Plug your ears with Big League Chew
And turn your literal metaphorical ignorance elsewhere,
preferably towards Fidel and Saddam's
Filthy Buddhist orgies in Old Georgian lands.
Feliz Navidad, Gehrig.
It's altercation time.
I will turn you into a cornflake
bearing the insignia of a thousand
bald eagles screaming lasers at Australia.
Walrus gumboots in your whisky. Communism on your mind.
Hail Odin. Kill Krishna.
You have no rights and you must bleed.
Crackalackin' Crazy.
That's your mind on eggs.
Twenty Abe Lincoln's fornicating on your lungs.
Breathe coal. Feel the beard.
Such is your existence under JP Morgan.
God Eat Tanzania.
Without you, America is still big.
With you, America has more diabetes.
Eat your teeth for maximum suffrage,
Then vote for dentists.
Behold a political mind in a sea of influence
and cataclysmic buttery faced jackalopes.
Right right up left down down down down down down right.
Start the sun, it's Theodore Roosevelt.
A trail of two million magnesium tears turned the coast green with firey rage.
Truth. Falsity. AIDS. A Trinity of Totality. Swallow it.
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Sandwiches
01:22
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Shotgun Healer Grand Prairie, Texas
A Texas-based experimental project that abuses filters and effects to make music cry. Something different every album, with occasional instrumentation and actual melody!
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